The reason i would blogg is because everyone should be interested in my life.
This is because i am a superior being, and people should be interested in what im doing or what im interested in.
If i am drinking a cup of tea (which out of interest i dont ever do – water all the way – got a live a little) i am sure you all would like to know about it and then want to copy me.
If my football team (Derby County) win (which is rare) you should all want to know about it as you should all support them too, as you should all be followers of me.
I am the most important person in the world which is why i have a blogg.
There is no need for me to discover a story (as a ‘trainee journalist’) and put it on this blogg, because i am the news and i am all the world needs to know about.
What i say is the objective truth, is the bible of blogging, is the most fascinating and most whirlwind experience you will ever have, i will change your life because……….I am the most important person in the world……here’s a snippet from my previous bloggs i used to make (some call it the old testiment of blogg)
i went to my local newsagents, everyone else in the shop stopped doing what they were doing because i was in the room. i spoke some inspirational and magical words to the shop keeper (no doubt these words changed his life), i said something like “alright mate, can i have a packet of wine gums” i cant remember my exact words as i was busy thinkin about how this blogg i was writing about this incident would change everyones life, because…….i am the most important person in the world (which is why i have a blogg).
When i am away from this computer do not fear, as you know i will be changing peoples lives, and then writing it up as soon as i find the time, as being the most important person in the world is quite busy – altho bizarrely right now i actually have alot of free time, but it means i can spend more time teaching myself new things because i am the only person i can learn from, which again is another reason for writing a blogg.Also blogg is spelt with two ‘g’s because i say it is, which means its right, and if you commented on that to someone sat next to you when you were reading this blogg then you are no longer allowed to be a follower, which basically means you are a dead duck, and who watches a dead duck, not even its mum, it just flies off depressed.
(ps if you find this Blogg a little too self indulgent dont hesitate to let me know)-
